TONIGHT’S SHOW’S LINE-UP
BURLESQUE, BABY!
The marketing crowd wants you trapped in tech hell—managing a boring pit of automated funnels and soulless calendars. What a tragic buzzkill. Stay Titillated is a 30-day email build modeled after the ultimate burlesque act: a slow, magnetic tease that keeps your crowd completely hooked. We skip the sterile tech loops and set up one clean, alluring entry path where your perfect non-conformists can slip backstage with you. You leave with one gorgeous freebie, your platform ready, and a sizzling five-email welcome sequence that drops one glove at a time. It’s a dead-simple weekly routine to pull your ideal clients close and keep them sweating—without turning you into a sanitized robot
DRAG QUEENS (MESSAGING)
Traditional marketing wants you sanitized, sterile, and palatable for the masses. But you are not here to make others comfortable at your own fricken expense. Say It Like You Mean It is a 14-day sprint to wake up your inner Drag Queen, read the boring corporate crowd for filth, and unleash your most fabulous, over-the-top truths. In two weeks, we dump the plastic guru jargon and pull out the sharp, uncensored opinions you’ve been hiding backstage. You leave with a clean playbook of language to drop straight into your bios, website, and offers. No safe formulas. Just your real voice, painted to the gods, loud and clear.
THE DRAG KING (NICHE)
Niche, please! The coaching crowd wants you vanilla, predictable, and safely boxed. Screw that. Choosing a niche isn't about fitting in; it's a parody of the establishment. Niche, Please. is a 14-day sprint to draw on your mustache, look at the boring generalist crowd with supreme satire, and pick a realistic, gritty lane that feels like a thrilling escape. In two weeks, we slice through the bullshit to lock in exactly who you serve, the real problem you solve, and your mysterious edge. Once we nail that, the exhausting business drag vanishes. Your offers become a breeze, and marketing stops being a fake chore—because you are finally standing in the spotlight where your people can’t possibly miss you.