FUCK BORING EMAILS.
GROW YOUR LIST WITH EMAILS THAT BITE BACK.
WORK WITH ME
THE OPENING ACT
Come out, darling,
& FIND YOUR SPOTLIGHT.
Create the perfect lead magnet. Write proper emails. Be professional. Don’t share too much.
When you’re inner critic is full-on cray cray.
Tone it down. Be . Careful not to offend your audience.
LISTEN, THIS ISN’T
THE GILDED AGE, HUN.
Your irreverent side is not wired for “nice.”
Hiding doesn’t get you your star turn.
It’s not …
Most emails that try to convert are just a flash in the pan.
Your voice shouldn’t be erased.
It should provoke. Titillate. Arouse. Like a burlesque show.
A performance that invites people into your world, and they love you for it.
Your over-the-top is gold.
You’re quirks, unhinged-ness and foibles are your special talents.
That’s what grabs them by the guts, keeps them hooked, and
makes your brand impossible to forget.
I want to bring you to the (brand) stage
and uncover the hidden depths that your audience will love you for.
EMAILS
EMAILS
THE EMCEE - MOODY CREATIVE
GREG
Email marketing torch singer
I’m manifesting a world where queer entrepreneurs stop hiding their genius behind boring emails. Where real, accessible truth-telling packs the room and changes lives en masse.
If you want to turn your list into a crowded underground experience SO ADDICTIVE that your die-hard fans can’t stop reading your emails...
get the tea on Greg(linked to about page)
The Provocateur
20+ years business
You Your coaching business gets the …..I have two decades of deep business strategy under my belt, helping hundreds of coaches build sustainable backends.
The Queer Wit
2+ Languages
English and Pig Latin.
Because business shouldn’t be so damn serious, darling. Whether we are translating complex email marketing automation into plain English, or using Pig Latin to make fun of the mainstream coaching gurus who want you to blend in—I promise to speak your language. Your weirdness is welcome at this stage door.
Main Character Energy
35+ theater performance
Your audience is bored to tears by sterile, polite, copy-pasted marketing. Good thing I’ve spent a lifetime under spotlights learning exactly how to command a room, break the fourth wall, and make people feel a profound sense of intimacy. I teach you how to turn that exact torch-singer magic into your niche and messaging.
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THE CROONERS & SPICY SIDE EFFECTS
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Email marketing + life advice, told through the personal stuff most people hide. Built to push back on the industry's bullshit.
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NO COVER CHARGE HERE, BABE.