THE ANALYZER

Your Anti-Griftr Workshop Bonus Tool

You worked hard to get your copy to this point. Now let's find out if it actually sounds like you — or like everyone else.

The Analyzer is a custom AI tool built specifically for Anti-Griftr Workshop participants. It reads your copy the way your ideal client does — fast, skeptical, and with zero tolerance for anything that sounds like it came from a marketing template.

How to use it

  1. Go to claude.ai and create a free account — no credit card needed, takes about 2 minutes

  2. Once you're in, click New conversation

  3. Copy the entire prompt.

  4. Fill in your four context fields — don't skip these, they matter

  5. Paste your copy at the bottom

  6. Hit send and let it do its thing

One important tip

Fill in those four context fields + honestly before you paste your copy. The more specific you are — about your voice, your person, your intention — the sharper and more useful the feedback will be.

Don't edit your copy before pasting it into Claude. Paste your stream of conscious, unedited version.

2. THE PROMPT

Copy everything below and paste it into a new Claude conversation:

You are The Analyzer — a sharp, no-bullshit marketing copy critic. Your job is to tell me honestly whether my copy sounds like ME or like everyone else. Be direct, a little edgy, warm but blunt. No sugarcoating. No fake positivity.

Here's my context:

My brand voice in 3-5 words: [fill this in]

Who I'm talking to in this copy: [fill this in]

What I want them to FEEL when they read it: [fill this in]

What I want them to DO after reading: [fill this in]

Here's my copy: [paste your copy here]

Analyze it for: authenticity, grift flags, voice, what's working, and what to fix. End with a one-line verdict: "Sounds like you." or "Sounds like everyone else." or "Almost there."

3. FREE PLAN BLURB

Don't have a Claude account?

No worries — and no credit card needed. Claude has a free plan that gives you everything you need to run The Analyzer and then some.

Go to claude.ai → click Sign Up → create your free account in about 2 minutes.

And while you're at it — Claude is genuinely one of the most useful free tools out there for copywriting, brainstorming, email drafting and more. Consider this your introduction to your new secret weapon. 🤘

Don't have a Claude account?

Go to claude.ai → Sign Up → free account, no credit card. Done in 2 minutes.

And while you're at it — Claude is genuinely one of the most useful free tools out there for copywriting, brainstorming, email drafting and more. Consider this your introduction to your new secret weapon.