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UP AT THE MIC:
GREG HALPEN
Velvet-Rope coaching biz strategist and creative headliner
If this was
Cabaret artist, anti-hustle business strategist, and the original torch singer of your business infrastructure.
I’m obsessed with scary movies, DIY home design, and taking the exact things you feel the most shame about and transforming them into your primary asset.
TRADITIONAL ONLINE COACHING BIZ BUILDING WAS KILLING MY NERVOUS SYSTEM
Over the years I
GATEKEEPING
HIGH-TICKET PRESSURE
HIGH-TICKET PRESSURE
FEAR TACTICS
So I said FUCK that noise. And now!
add the years coaching, two languages and years performing block
Life makes us small sometimes. We learn to smooth the voice down. Perform certainty nobody actually feels.
Why is your coaching business so invisible? Like, can't-see-you invisible. What are you hiding behind that velvet curtain?
We're plowed down by mixed messages, gatekeeping paparazzi, and inaccessibility. Welcome to the cabaret, where irreverence and strategy meet to give you permission to be the star of your biz.
Where the corporate clothes come off and your emails do the talking. Exhausting, right? You're not alone in that.
I want to read emails that represent the real you.
Here's what this is instead. Say the uncomfortable thing first. Take the important stuff seriously, the rules a lot less so. Keep it affordable, no upsells, no gatekeeping. Let your voice stay loud. Rest when you need to, because hustle was a dance move, not a business model.
You're not a one-hit wonder desperate for your next big hit.
You're the main headliner, singing sultry torch songs to an electric audience.
You're the owner of a cabaret lounge where you get to design it your way.
Fuck fitting in.
Feel that too? Let's talk...
A radical manifesto